May 2013
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
everybody out of the goddamn way. i’ve got a facebook chat full of asshole, an arm full of potential tattoos, and a brain full of righteous fury.
brotherstrider:
friendship is when you cant send anon messages to your friends because they know damn well its you
zombres:
plenilune:
how to make friend not sad
tell joke?
give thing?
follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
stare at them until the sad falls off?
I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY
#STOP BEING SAD I LOVE YOU I WILL HIT THE SAD WITH A PIKE
motherfucker on facebook trying to tell me about how tattoos last forever
bitch
i know
you don’t have to tell me this shit
uncle-eridan:
p2iicon:
uncle-eridan:
Can we all take a moment to remember that Feferi is not that nice and Vriska is not that mean?
She also was pretty damn mean to Jade. I mean she called her a retard. Feferi really isn’t as nice as everyone thinks she is…
^
Vriska isn’t actually all that mean to the people she respects. I mean, she’s a manipulative and...
When people say that homosexuality is too hard for...
mira-of-sassgard:
It’s really not that hard is it to say, “Sometimes boys like boys and sometimes girls like girls. Now eat your fucking jello.”
Because of that gif I read that in Dean’s voice and it was fucking perfect.
dokidokidirkstrider:
the-robot-condese:
hothotbrostrider:
therealdavestriderstands:
bikini-straps:
lemarchandzacharie:
fruity-toops:
thetimecop:
thepowerofselfrespect:
vinoxe:
littleprinceling:
astahfrith:
8ad-jokes:
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
...
thefandomisalwayschanging:
jaimeppreciado:
[PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE WALL] STEAM POWERED GIRAFFE
you called
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
mamakarkat:
thecronusampora:
Man Eridan Without His Glasses Is KAWAII AS FRICK OK
WOW WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT
ignitethisfire:
whatwethink—webecome:
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
you are the future
avatarsnowy:
i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said
Great tumblr mysteries
i-dobelieveincommas:
The name of the Doctor
What happened in Budapest
How Sherlock survived
Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
illegolas:
why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge
why is anything considered soft grunge
what is soft grunge
vantasly:
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
awesomephilia:
awesomephilia:
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
well this is ironic
trenchgun:
people reblog vandalism of christian stuff all the time going “HAHA OWNED” without realizing how fucking disrespectful that is
how about we fucking respect other people’s religions instead of being dicks
phanrocksmycrocs:
the-whale-incident:
there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation
i juST SPAT OUT MY LUNGS AND CHOKED TO DEATH
nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
